Pizza Cat

                   Laszlo is the most adorable hooman I have ever known and he’s probably the reason you are here reading what you are reading, and me, of course, I’m Pizza Cat. I had to get someone now to accept this then ridiculous offer of Laslo’s. “What the hell is a Bitcoin? It sounds like plumbing equipment with the word coin added to it to make it seem like money.” Someone said on the forum. Very smart Steven, your mom is plumbing equipment. I tried hard to manifest someone in my brain, but my mind was clouded by that jerk Steven’s comment. Many Stevens have come and gone after that and still persist. A moment of silence for them all. Now Jercos sounds very close to a jerk but he’s the angel who responded agreeing to order the pizza and take the Bitcoin. And everything changed after that moment. Thank you, Steven, too, in a way. I must’ve screamed jerk a million times in my head until Jercos replied. We are communicating here now because of that moment. It was the first time Bitcoin was ever recognized as a currency, something that had value, something that could be traded for something. It was that moment that led to the creation of probably the most revolutionary asset-class in the history of mankind. It started being considered as an asset, something worth having. It was that moment that began the ongoing greatest financial revolution ever, the greatest transfer of wealth. Out of nothing, most will say. But the devil is in the diced onions. 14 years later we take most of this for granted. It’s because of that moment that someone can sell someone else a picture of a monkey with an artichoke sticking out of his ear, it’s because of that moment that someone can sit in their underwear and ‘farm’ something called vegan dildo, earning more vegan dildos, which can later be sold, it’s because of that moment that someone can now have a $SLICE, yes that’s me, mine, of this history, this reminder, this moment, it can be shared. It’s because of that moment that so many lives have been transformed beyond imagination, including of their future generations. And that is my birthday and that is why it’s important. But everyday in this ecosystem is important. Let’s never forget where we came from and what it took. Let’s not forget Lazlos, Jercos, even Steven. And countless other Lazloses, Jercos’ and Stevens who continue to shape this movement. I know there is a lot of dark in this too, but that’s something you hoomans need to fix and work on. You have the talent to ruin the best of things. Like who ever told you spirulina would be a good pizza topping? And now that all speculation’s aside, what would make you believe that I wrote that piece of paper I told you I found with poo on it? Think about it. And in case you’re wondering, the pizza Laslo and I had that day was fucking delicious. The best we ever had.

Love and endless SLICES,
Pizza Cat

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